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Dixville Notch has spoken: It's Obama in a landslide

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama emerged victorious in the first election returns of the 2008 presidential race, winning 15 of 21 votes cast in Dixville Notch, New Hampshire.

Dixville Notch, New Hampshire, is the first in the nation to vote in the primaries and Election Day.

People in the isolated village in New Hampshire's northeast corner voted just after midnight Tuesday.

It was the first time since 1968 that the village leaned Democratic in an election.

It begins. The people of Dixville Notch want the White House painted black. Now we move on to the all important small town elections in Calpurnia's Slit, Gobbler's Knob, Felcher's Point, Knob End, Milford's Grundle, Coxville Teat, Childish Cockjoke, and Oxford Taint. It is expected that as many as 30 votes will be cast in these all important shows of kitschy displays of 'me first'-isms by hamlets that would need loans to afford the equine upgrade to one horse burgs. Try not to overdose on all the Americana.