SEEDS~!

SEEDS! THE GLOBAL ELITE! SECRET STORAGE VAULTS! THE ARCTIC CIRCLE! MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD!

People did you know that society is collapsing and civilization is crumbling?OF course you do, we mention it every day. But did you know what the currency is going to be when the dark times come? If you said "the warmest hole on my body" you're only partially right. It's seeds! What will feed you when there are no more Wal-Marts? Seeds! What will get you the company of two comely young blonde lasses at the grog shack? Seeds! What will be there to comfort you after you've had to kill a man to survive and the last vestiges of your humanity slip away as the world you once knew fades into your memory and the bloodlust takes over? Seeds!

Fuck gold. Seeds. This is what you and all other fringe survivalist fruitcakes need to be stockpiling for the upcoming economic collapse... excuse me, further economic collapse. That... and guns. Guns, knives, pointed sticks, fire making implements, quasi futuristic armor, and something you can convert into a mobile kill center/tank. Seeds though, remember to get the seeds. Hell, I'm going to the store to buy a bag on sunflower seeds as we speak.