Monday, March 15, 2010

PSA: Alien Abduction Edition

Because I fear, truly and deeply, for the continuation of our species should one of you be the first human being to make contact with extraterrestrials, it would be irresponsible of me to not pass along this handy reference.

[EDIT: Original link didn't work but I found a mirror. Enjoy.]

To summarize, brush up on basic high school math, remember to explain that we operate most comfortably in base-10, don't attempt to tell intergalactic explorers that the entire universe was created by a bearded man in the sky just for humans, and prepare to be assassinated not long after revealing your experience to the world.

Any further questions should be directed to Professor Hicks:

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