Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Quote of the day

Rush Limbaugh, making the case for why health care needs to be passed, like yesterday.
I’ll just tell you this, if this passes and it’s five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented — I am leaving the country. I’ll go to Costa Rica.
Health scmealth, do we need a better reason to pass reform?

One question: why Costa Rica? Well for one, I'm not sure how welcome he is in the Dominican Republic after he got caught with a suitcase full of Viagra traveling from one of the most notorious areas for sex tourism in the world. So he needs a back-up and what better place than Costa Rica? It has universal health care for all it's citizens and permanent residents, is ranked ahead of the US in WHO rankings, they spend about $6,000 less a person per capita than the US does, and has pharmacies that offer many drugs without a prescription.

Sorry Costa Rica, but you're going to have to bite the bullet on this one for us and take him. He'll need a handful of Oxycontin and Viagra a day and you'll have to give him a microphone so he can rant about socialism, feminazis, and anal poisoning ad nauseum. If you ever sent him back, we'll declare war.

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