Monday, November 3, 2008

Plumbfucius returns

McCain surrogate Joe the Plumber questions Obama’s loyalty to the U.S.
JOE: McCain has fought and bled for our country, and loves our country. There’s too many questions with Barack Obama and his loyalty to our country. And I question that greatly.

CAVUTO: Well, you’re not doubting that he’s a good American. Or you are?

JOE: Oh you know, his ideology is something that is completely different than what democracy stands for, so I had some question there. In my opinion.
Joe the Plumber, McCain and the plumbing industry's enduring curse on America, decided that further musing on his notions that taxes were socialism and Israel will be destroyed because of Barack Obama by offering up his trenchant insights into the nature of Obama's patriotism and a weighted ranking of his loyalty and love of America. Because America's most relevant American doesn't sufficiently believe Obama is loyal enough to America and doesn't believe in democracy. But Obama's pro-monarchist views and wishy-washy "like but not like like" view of America just hasn't gotten through to the populace. Apparently they think like rational human beings and fail to subscribe to a rote belief in the truth of RNC mailings. This angers the funhouse mirrored totemic representation of all things working class and American and he will not sit idly by while the truth goes unheard. He had to tell the masses...through Neil Cavuto.

One more day of this fuck...one more day. Onemoredayonemoredayonremorediediedieday. At least we didn't have to hear from Tito the Builder. Thank Christ, or I might have been forced to take lives.

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