Friday, June 26, 2009

Broken News Collection: Year One

To commemorate the momentous occasion of our first birthday, Matthew and I have selected our favorite Broken News pieces and anthologized them below.

No, you do not have any say in the matter. These are our favorites; pieces we think you should revisit, relive, re-hate. These are untold nuggets of genius that you have not fully appreciated. Of that much, we are sure.

You want a recap with different content? Get fucked. We took the time to write all of this shit, we pick what gets highlighted. Summaries and links are below the fold. Go now, and enjoy.

Teen detective duo murdered by smugglers at cove

Area wedding marred by good weather, civility, sobriety

Class war erupts at combination chili cook-off and brie-tasting

Local woman shocked, shocked to learn her personal blog just a commercial

Notorious war criminal discovered posing as game show host

Confusion, violence mar first "Opposite Day"

Area Manager Ends 1,000th Sentence with "I'm Just that Kind of Manager"

Richard Dawkins wins ‘fishes and loaves’ eating contest

Thread counts plummet on new of financial meltdown

Study reveals "Children not our future"

Paulson, Bernanke to jump economy on rocket cycles

Family values drop 9.8% during economic crisis

Biden's first weeks as VP spent dodging increasingly elaborate booby traps

Blogger outfit Paul Krugman with mechanized war suit

Detroit accidentally invited to Rust Belt party

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