Because I hate you

Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church God Hates "Fill-in-the-blank" Choir decided to drop the new hit summer jam for all the kids to groove to while they burn in hell. It's titled "God Hates The World" and is sung to the tune of "We Are the World." Because while God does hate gays, you, soldiers, America, Pomeranians, doorstops, chicken cutlets, the 1812 Overture, non-religious types, gays, Gouda cheese, the Ford Focus, and the 1973 Philadelphia 76ers, he does like re-purposing famous songs to spread his message of hate. In case you're wondering: it's exactly as classy as you think it is.

I think this will be the new "Poker Face". Get ready to hear it in the clubs.