New tape drops

Guess who just released a new tape full of dated events and references that will make it un-listenable in the future in an attempt to remind everyone he's still around and still relevant to the world? Yeah, Eminem. But also bin Laden.

Bin Laden is heard on the tape warning Americans that they will reap the consequences of Mr Obama's anti-Muslim policies.

"Obama and his administration have planted seeds for hatred and revenge against America," says the fugitive leader of the al-Qaeda terror movement.

He condemned America's support for the Pakistan army campaign against the Taliban in the Swat region, which has displaced 2.4 million people.

“He has followed the steps of his predecessor in antagonising Muslims... and laying the foundation for long wars. Let the American people prepare to harvest the crops of what the leaders of the White House plant in the next years and decades."

Doesn't sound like his heart is in it. Plus he's blaming Obama for stuff he hasn't even had a chance to do yet. I mean I'm starting to think that his criticisms of America aren't empirically or factually based and might just be knee jerk analysis in an attempt to fear monger/hold on to power. I don't know where he's going with that crop reference though. True, like corn, the Government has over-subsidized and over-spent on making Muslim hatred of the West widely available and cheap. But we have not yet found a way to use up all that Muslim hatred by feeding it to our livestock and using it to sweeten our sodas.

Hey remember after 9/11 when there was all that talk about getting bin Laden "dead or alive", "smoking him out, and the general sense within the country that he would pay for his crimes? Yeah, still hilarious. I'm beginning to feel we're just like all those people who got excited when Neville Chamberlain starting waving around peace accords.