Thursday, June 4, 2009

Where's the hand holding?


C'mon Barry, you may have bowed to him last time you met him, you said something in Muslimese during a speech today about "tolerance" "Muslim alliances" and "new beginnings", your middle name is Hussein, you were educated in a madrassa right under the monkey bars where terrorists train, and there's an ongoing conspiracy to hide your birth certificate so the American people will never know you were born in Afghanistan and are not eligible to be President. Now you can't even be bothered to hold hands with the King?

It's hard work coming up with conspiracy theories, could you at least provide us with some extra material? You know, like Bush did:


Tonight I better see photos of you gettin' to second base with King Abdullah or Hosni Mubarak. Here's an ice breaker for Hosni: your name is Barack, his name is Mubarak. It's almost the same! You'll be makin' out in no time.

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