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New York Jets kicker Jay Feely is planning for life after football. Not content to merely do things like miss three field goals in a game, he has career aspirations. He wants to be the next Sean Hannity. Why? Who knows, perhaps it's his distinct lack of a human soul. But the man is off to a good start. Just look at his interview on Hannity's program which was notable for the strange Obama conspiracy theories Feely trafficked in and the masterful way in which Hannity never allowed you to see his lips move when Feely talked or get a glimpse of his hand up Feely's rectum for the intense puppetry work.

But before Feely went to debase himself in front of his God, he Tweeted to his fans that they should send him questions they would want him to ask Hannity. Rich Eisen, former ESPN man and current NFL Network anchor, offered up this query.

@jayfeely Ask him if he has a conscience.

Well played sir. The next Jets Cam segment is going to be awkwaaaaaard.