Edwards bombshell! Lives life as human blur!

Finally the break in the Edwards love child scandal that has the nation riveted. The Enquirer is on top of it. A photo of Edwards holding the baby!

Strike that, a blur-person in a teal t-shirt holds a possible baby at an awkward angle. But it's damning, Edwards was once seen in a t-shirt that color, and the background is the same as the room where The Nat says this completely credible series of events took place. I know, I know, the Enquirer can usually conjure up more credible pictures of that time Bigfoot shanked Nessie than this shoddy mess. But it's proof you see. PROOF! I do like that Blur-dwards seems confused by the very concept of the blur-by, holding it as if it were a perplexing sack of potatoes. And that despite the close proximity, you'd have gotten a clearer picture if you decided to take it whilst speeding by in a Bugatti Veyron. It's probably definitely him.

The fall from Olympus is complete, John Edwards. You are exposed as an blurry, awkward baby holder. Try and advocate for universal healthcare now you disgusting Gaussian mess.