McMansion

Honest John's roots are showing. Fresh off claiming that around $5 million is where you can be defined as rich, now he's having a bit of trouble remembering how many houses he owns. Now for most of America that's an easy question: none or one. More recently: was one, until the bank foreclosed. John has too many for him to count: 10. It seems 10 is too many for him to remember. But not for the group Progressive Accountability and smug liberal fascists like me.

John and Cindy McCain own a plethora of houses spread throughout the United States, including: two beachfront condos in Coronado, California, condo in La Jolla, California, a two-unit condominium complex in Phoenix, Arizona, three ranch houses located outside of Sedona, Arizona, a high-rise condo in Arlington, Virginia, a rental loft, and, according to GQ, a loft they bought for their daughter, Meghan.

Now for the guy who's going around calling the guy who rose out of poverty an elitist, celebrity, star wanna be, who'll tax your ball hair so he can surrender in Iraq quicker and pay for mandatory abortions from illegal immigrant socialized doctors, this might seem like a kind of disconnect. Most people don't get to jet around in their own private plane, wearing $500 loafers, not remembering if he owns 10 houses, enacting massive tax giveaways to the top 1% and other massively rich corporations, while going around calling the other guy an elitist. Unless the other guy is Bill Gates. Or if you're John McCain. He is John McCain, so I'll bet this never really gains any traction. He is a man of the people after all, the gardening staff at 4 of his houses agree.

Actually the question was kind of unfair. John really doesn't own any houses, his sugar momma does. The liberal media strikes again. Cindy owns 10 houses, John owns an AARP discount card, a meat smoker, and some shoe trees. So shit, maybe John is just like us. One 'trollop' remark away from being out on the means streets of one of the 10 gated communities they reside in. An everyman. NOT AN ELITIST.