I'd like to do a public service announcement, if you're one of These Bastards millions of multi-millionaire and billionaire readers, we've got a steal of a deal for you. John McCain's house is for sale. When I say 'McCain's house', I mean one of his dozen houses. And when I say John's house, I mean his rich wife's house where John lived for 20 years. 14,000-square-feet, 13 bedrooms and 15 bathrooms, all for the low, low, every man, man of the people, non-elitist price of $12 million.
From the pictures, amenities include walls, existing floors, many and various rugs, a cement pond, fancy chairs, paintings of goblets, leopard skins for that extra classy look you desire, and a jungle themed boudoir. Yes you can play the part of "that marvelous ape" in the room where John McCain once did his gruntin' and sweatin' for momma's brew money. You think the VC taught him about humiliation? All you have to do is have a desire to live in Arizona, where the sun will melt and kill you. $12 million. It'll probably be worth twice that if he wins. legal note: he won't win. Take out a variable interest rate mortgage and buy it, what could possibly go wrong?
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