Bush has lesser sense of right and wrong than Barney

Should have voted for the small one

Dogs have a sense of right and wrong

Dogs have become more intelligent, and even learnt a sense of right and wrong, through spending time with humans, a study shows.

Although still controversial, recent research is beginning to support the view that an owner is perfectly correct when they pat their pet and coo "who's a clever boy then?"

Because of the way owners have selected smarter and more empathic dogs down the generations, these pets now appear to have a limited "theory of mind", the capacity that enables us to understand the desires, motivations and intentions of others, New Scientist reports today.

There we are the final evidence we needed to know that Rex, Ginger, Murphy, Daisy, Sam, or King could have run this country more ethically over the past eight years. Dogs only have to be around humans for 6 months before they can start picking this stuff up, what's your excuse Alberto Gonzalez? You're 50 and I'm guessing you did come straight from decades of cave isolation to a job in the Justice Department. Though you certainly didn't come from any place that had American Laws on the books either. Or you did and you just couldn't remember them and were too shy to ask. In any event, a beagle could have done a better job. We knew Cheney had no sense of right and wrong, but that's because he's an evil robot, or cyborg, sent here by the lizard people to wreak havoc on our way of life.

So remember when you go into the voting booth in November, the people you want to vote for probably have less ethics than a puppy. It's science. Go America.