The punchline of this joke is that he's a major party candidate for the Presidency of the United States

"In the 21st century, nations don’t invade other nations."

How is this man not panhandling for change on some street corner?

I think Government scientists removed his ability to hear what he's saying and his entire concept of self-realization. He doesn't seem to have policies or beliefs, just a series of belligerent reactions. Someone help Tootles here find his marbles, I'm beginning to feel sorry for him.