Tuesday, August 5, 2008

A message to Brett Favre



Dear Brett,

You're a great Quarterback, one of the best ever. I completely respect the way you played the game. Now kindly go fuck off and die so I can watch two seconds of NFL coverage without hearing about your latest bowel movement and the latest stunning development surrounding your completely juvenile retirement/unretirement clusterfuck.

Do it quickly. I'm one Peter King column and ESPN breaking news report away from a killing spree.

Signed,
Every NFL fan who doesn't give two shits about the Packers or who their Quarterback is.

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