Friday, January 16, 2009

Picture of the day


The official portrait of your new President, Barry somethingorother. Affix to dartboard or use it paste over the head on that picture of your favorite porn star. Note the flag pin, proving once and for all he's probably not a Muslim and shares some sort of like (but not like like) for this nation. He went for a blue tie which makes it the second Presidential photo in a row with a blue tie, after a streak of seven in a row with red as the primary color. Nixon chose to wear a black print tie, LBJ was photographed in the nude, and all the rest of the photos are in black and white or are paintings of men wearing dickies and ascots. Bathe in the warm light of his smile.

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