Saturday, January 31, 2009

I'll miss him. I will.

All that foul-mouthed, crooked, prostitute-of-a-governor stuff aside, Rod Blagojevich can't be all bad. You have to admire -- in much the way that Matthew admires the organizational efficiencies of Pol Pot -- the man's ceaseless effort to remind us of the obvious contempt he holds for not just public office, but basic human decency.

"Ha Ha! You see, DL? I'm not such a bad guy after all. I might be on my way to jail but at least I can waste your time by stepping over the one line you gave me for this promo. Fist bump? No? Fuck you then!"

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