Thursday, January 29, 2009

Stalkerish

Palin Attending Alfalfa Club Dinner Because Of Obama
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said she will attend an exclusive club dinner in Washington this weekend because it will offer her an audience with President Obama.

In an impromptu meeting with reporters Wednesday outside the governor's mansion, Palin also detailed reasons why she's started her own political action committee and laughed off suggestions that she's in line for an $11 million book deal.

"The Alfalfa dinner, yes, in fact that's because President Obama is scheduled to be there," Palin said. "And how often will I have an opportunity to have dinner with the president? I will take up that offer to do so."
First off, her getting $11 mil for a book better not be true because combined with the DABA thing would cause my brain to melt out of my ears. Secondly, can't a man sit down and relax, kick up his feet and go to a simple dinner in honor of his favorite Little Rascals star? Does he have to be followed around by someone who is sorry her 15 minutes are up and needs help before falling oil prices cause her petro-socialist state becomes the first crank based economy in the US? Also, does she really want to pal around with a Muslim community organizer who pals around with terrorists? That could hurt her in the 2012 election and she has her sterling reputation to think about. Whatever, just frisk her before she gets in so there is no "love knife" type situation.

Though congrats abounds Sarah for navigating a press conference without claiming you once saw trickster God burying dinosaur bones for dumb athiest scientists to find. Only two turkeys were being killed behind her this time!

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