Who could have foreseen?: Hitler/pederast edition

Adolf Hitler Campbell Taken From Parents By Police

Adolf Hitler - the three year old, that is - is back in the news. According to New Jersey police, the state's Division of Youth and Family Services took Adolf and his two sisters, one-year-old Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation Campbell and 8-month-old Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, from their parents' home Tuesday night.

Who could have foreseen that the people who name their kids after mass murdering Nazis and white supremacist organizations while demanding birthday cake recognition for those names, are in actuality, bad parents? I guess the state of new Jersey didn't take the Campbell's suggestion that everyone "get over it" and "focus on the future and not on the past" before trying to co-opt Barack Obama's message of change for why it's OK for them to celebrate famous racist, genocidal dictators in the names of their children. Live and learn. Next kid you have, go for Joseph Stalin Campbell or Pol Pot Campbell, those are less inflammatory around these parts.

Sex offender who won Alaska lottery beaten with iron pipe

The man who won the state's first half-million dollar lottery was attacked on a downtown street this afternoon with a tire iron or metal pipe, according to Anchorage police. Whether the attack was motivated by Ahsoak's winning the lottery or the widely distributed reports that Ahsoak is a three-time convicted sex offender is not known.

Really Alaska police, you aren't willing to go out on that limb? I'm guessing it was a combination of the two events that caused the attack. Although, critically, the fact that he raped a bunch of 13 year olds came before the financial windfall probably had something to do with it. Also not helping? The fact that the lottery was held to benefit the nonprofit Standing Together Against Rape charity. Regrettably this did not happen in Wasilla. Word to the wise, if you are a pederast and you do win hundreds of thousands of dollars in a lottery, don't advertise the pederast part. Or at least use the money to make a film as good as Chinatown or the Pianist, then the pederast rapist thing becomes OK.