Karl Rove wants you to write to your emperor

I have to give it to Karl Rove, he's come up with an almost limitless supply of ideas, policies, and actions for which President Bush could and did take massive amounts of abuse for. But Crazy Karl isn't done yet. On Rove's Twitter feed (3,999 followers, not even a third of Warren Ellis) he unleashed his latest brilliant Tweet sized idea:

Send a farewell letter to President Bush—Email gwbfarewell@gmail.com [no attachments] and I'll give him your note on January 20.

So now the Turdblossom wants President Bush to feel the full brunt of the intarwubs as he is forced to read through reams of misspelled words, numbers being used as letters, and the magical rage that comes from granting anonymity and an outlet to vent towards the President you hate. So we advise out readers to do the same. If you have a message for the President take Karl's advice and send it to gwbfarewell@gmail.com by the 20th. This is e-mail so some of you will have to abandon your traditional mediums of newspaper and magazine letters cut out and taped onto a sheet of paper (no demands for cash!) or a grim prophecy scrawled in pigs blood on a wall (the heathens must know you are transforming into a higher being!). Have at it!