Bilingual stupidity

As a service to our Spanish speaking TB readers, and really there has to be almost one of you, I wanted to point you all towards a new service being offered to you: Newt Gingrich! Tweeting! En espanol! Muy caliente!

You know, just in case all you in the Latino community didn't quite fully understand his myriad of denigrations towards your culture, language, peoples, status, countries of origin, and leaders over the years. Newtie is kind to the Spanish speaking cultures, deigning to translate his brilliance even if he feels you don't deserve it. He wants you to learn things, namely English. But if he must communicate in "the language of the ghetto" to teach you important things about which liberals you should be hating and exactly how racist Sonia Sotomayor is, then he will stoop to your level.

Where else will you learn about his appearances on Neil Cavuto's show to talk about some $16 million "mouse" Nancy Pelosi is building? Why is el diablo Pelosi constructing such a large and expensive rat? Who knows, but it is probably completely unrelated to the fact that that Newt doesn't know casa is actually the word for house. Newt Tweeting in Spanish despite not knowing words you learn on the first day of Spanish class? That's just some of the brilliance you'll be on the receiving end of, Latinos. Now we're not the only ones who have to listen to and understand him, you have to suffer along with us.