Grampa's off his meds

Just a suggestion to all bystanders, friends, and family of really old, really white, really Southern Republicans and ex-Democrats who decide that they suddenly want to opine on the black guy in the White House: grab them, muzzle them, and kindly escort them to a facility that dispenses mint juleps and has a constant loop of the Dukes of Hazzard theme playing. Otherwise you get a Zell Miller situation.

Former U.S. Sen. Zell Miller criticized President Barack Obama's recent travels overseas, telling a group of mostly Republican lawmakers Thursday that the White House Chief of Staff needs to put "Gorilla Glue" on Obama's chair to keep him in the Oval Office.

"Our globe-trotting president needs to stop and take a break and quit gallivanting around," said Miller

Yeah. Someone tell Zell about Elmer's glue. Tell him how's it's fairly popular, sticky, and how the name Elmer and Elmer related things don't have a large history of racial connotations behind them. It'll serve him well next time he decides to combine a glue reference with black guys and take a strong whack on the uppity effete liberal homo bell.