That's "Mr. Badass Motherfucker" to you

Unless you happened to purchase the audio book version of Barack Obama's "Dreams From My Father," you'd have no way of knowing that the President recorded it himself. You'd also have no way of knowing that when impersonating his high school friend, Ray, Barry lays down some rather inspired obscenities.

Now, thanks to the brilliant work of Mike Milliard at The Phoenix, we are able to hear this nation's 44th president serve up five courses of piping hot invective. A few quick examples:

“You know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry-ass motherfucker ain’t got nothing on me.” (MP3)

“There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.” (MP3)

“You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!” (MP3)

Be sure to read the entire piece HERE. As Milliard rightly asserts, if Mr. Obama rolled out a few of these choice phrases right about now, he might not be getting his ass handed to him by the Republican congressional minority.