The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt: Three bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwichs for buns, cheese, bacon and two four-ounce beefs patties.
12 Bird True Love Roast: Contains 12 different kinds of bird: large turkey filled with goose, chicken, pheasant, aylesbury and barbary duck, poussin and guinea fowl, partridge, pigeon squab, quail and mallard duck. Breast meat from 48 different birds + 8 types of stuffing.
Behold the greatest site in the world, This is why you're fat, a collection of the most heart attack inducing items this great nation has to offer. In fact just viewing this page may result in a triple bypass. Just look through the site and try to tell me you didn't classify everything you saw into two categories: things you want to eat right now and things you would step over your dying mother to eat right now. You can't.
Go find a flag and salute it, this is what America is about, not freedom and liberty and shit.
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