Wednesday, February 25, 2009

BREAKING IMPORTANT EARTH SHATTERING NEWS!!!!!

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INCOMING!!!!!!
The whole world, it seems, wants to know: What kind of dog are the Obamas getting and, for goodness sake, when?

Speaking to PEOPLE at the White House recently, Michelle Obama leaned in and confided: "You're getting some scoops here."

So, when? In April, Mrs. Obama says – after she and the President take daughters Malia, 10, and Sasha, 7, on a vacation for spring break.
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And what kind of dog will soon be frolicking on the South Lawn? Mrs. Obama says the family is looking for a rescue Portuguese Water dog who is "old enough" and a "match" for the family dynamic.

"Temperamentally they're supposed to be pretty good," she says of the breed that Sen. Ted Kennedy has also lobbied for (he has two Water dogs of his own). "From the size perspective, they're sort of middle of the road – it's not small, but it's not a huge dog. And the folks that we know who own them have raved about them. So that's where we're leaning."
HOLY FUCK!!!!! Portugese!!! Water!!! Lawn!!! Dog!!! Kennedy!!! Raves!!!! I dare you to not get excited about the biggest break in the most covered story about the Obama's since Barry became President of America and its dogs.

So go back to whatever it is you're doing that is nowhere as cool as getting a puppy, if you can even concentrate on your menial pencil pushing tasks knowing that the Obamas are going to get a dog. What are they going to name it?!?!?!?! I can hardly wait to find out!!!!

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