Friday, February 13, 2009

Belated B-Day

Four score and twenty caliber, motherfuckers!

Just wanted to wish a belated happy birthday to Honest Abe Lincoln, our 16th President and inventor of the boombox with extra bass. Abe would have turned 200 yesterday if Booth hadn't shot him in the head and had the Civil War not diverted his attempts to finish his immortality potion and his indestructible mechanical war suit. Only the machine gun arm was ever completed.

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