Saturday, February 14, 2009

Age of Enlightenment

Happy belated B-Day, Chuck! Same day, same year as honest Abe. You hardly look a day over 200. We got Abe a pretty good present, we think he's one of the greatest President's in history and elected a black guy. What did America get Charles Darwin? Scientific evidence that we're less enlightened than Bulgaria!

Even better, evolution belief by country.

Iceland: bankrupt but intelligent. On the bright side, at least we're not barely edging out Turkey, they're pretty solidly in last. Maybe, after a few years of increased importance placed on science and education, we can finally edge out Cyprus and start gunning for Latvia. So happy 200th D-Nasty, luckily you've been dead for 127 years or James Dobson and the National Association of Evangelicals might have stoned you for being a warlock.

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