Get 'em while she's hot

Just in time for the holidays comes the 2009 Sarah Palin wall calendar. Retailing for the low, low price of $15.95 and featuring "never before seen photos of Sarah, with Todd, Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig Palin," this item is sure to be a hit with the half-educated, moose-killin' political liability in your family.

Order now. Supplies, much like her capabilities, are limited.