Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Don't buy this shit: Pheromone Edition


That's right, kids. For the tellingly low price of $3.99, you too can smell like a line cook fresh off a double shift at your local franchise establishment.

Please note that Burger King rushed this scent to market and was therefore unable to conduct the caliber of focus group testing with which their fine products are normally associated.

As a result, anyone wearing the scent would be more likely to attract THIS or THIS than, say, THIS. Deploy at your own risk.

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