Iraqi's thank our President with shoes

"Mr. President, as a thanks for your invasion our country let me present you with a ceremonial pair of shoes, to be thrown in the style of your American baseball game which you love so dear."

An angry citizen heaves footwear at our beloved beleaguered leader during the press conference for his Iraqi victory tour, I guess that's the perfect coda to George's Iraq adventure. Well, short of the shoe clocking him straight between the eyes, then he staggers back and knocks over a five tiered wedding cake. Close enough.