Monday, December 8, 2008

Obama probably really an American.

Obama Birth Certificate Challenge Turned Down By Supreme Court
The Supreme Court has turned down an emergency appeal from a New Jersey man who says President-elect Barack Obama is ineligible to be president because he was a British subject at birth.

The court did not comment on its order Monday rejecting the call by Leo Donofrio of East Brunswick, N.J., to intervene in the presidential election. Donofrio says that since Obama had dual nationality at birth _ his mother was American and his Kenyan father at the time was a British subject _ he cannot possibly be a "natural born citizen," one of the requirements the Constitution lists for eligibility to be president.
Yes, even though he was clearly born to a citizen of this country and thus by any standard a natural born citizen, they're were still lawsuits alleging some sort of birth conspiracy to hide his true birth country, sneak him into the US, falsify birth certificates, bribe Hawaiian officials, and illegally make him a citizen all so that decades later he could rightfully assume the Presidency. Or there was some sort of conspiracy to cover up the fact that Little Barry renounced his citizenship at age 3 to go become a Muslim in the Islamic paradise of Indonesia. Or something. Now the Supreme Court has ruled that Barack Obama is a citizen and can legally be President.......OR THEY'RE PART OF THE CONSPIRACY TOO! COVER UP! IT GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!

At least they didn't rule on whether Obama was a Muslim, so these paint huffing freaks can go back to believing that again. Oh, and Obama probably killed Vince Foster too. Or paid Hillary to do it. It's complicated.

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