The World Cup starts tomorrow and America is in the midst of tentatively preparing to care, getting ready to ramp up excitement as the tournament goes on.... until the USA loses, at which point we declare we never really cared anyway and completely stop paying attention.
But in order to properly prepare us for a sport we only understand as "that thing we watch our pre-teen sons and daughters do poorly while we're hungover on a Saturday morning" we need guidance from an expert. Some might suggest ESPN's David Hirshey, the New York Times, or literally any foreign paper, but These Bastards knows where to go for that true soccer expertise: Alan Partridge from the Day Today. Here's some of his world famous goal calls and his revolutionary Soccer Meter.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
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