Because you demanded it: overly serious, intense fat guys fuck various kinds of shit up with swords and knives to a heavy metal soundtrack. It simultaneously makes you laugh at the unintentionaly comedy and want to own every single thing they make. I feel like a need a great sword, excuse me... Great Sword, this very second. Some goddamn marauding Visigoths could be preparing to strike as we speak.
Their YouTube channel offers up their full line of weapons and additional demonstrations of a sweaty man in a suit beating up a shank of pork with a hammer.