via the NYT's Green blog, The National Center for Atmospheric Research has a predictive model for where all that oil is going to go. Hint: the Atlantic seaboard.
Now they coach their model with "it's not peer reviewed" and "it's merely a projection", but I'd like to commence pants shitting and proclamations about the ruination of all sea life and beach going on the eastern coast of America. Not to get reactionary or anything.
Commence happy smile time: