Craig Johnson is my new favorite NY State Senator

Bill Simmons, when not serving as the irritating inspiration for KSK's Tommy from Quinzee character, was taking to the Twittertubes to ask his audience "What would be the worst celebrity sex tape of all time?"

After coming up with his own suggestion of William Hung and Helen Thomas and declaring it UNTAWPPABLE... NO ONE DENIES THIS!, NY State Sen. Craig Johnson took to his Twitter feed to offer up his own suggestion.

@sportsguy33 Susan Boyle and Abe Vigoda.

Blood curdling. Nicely played, Senator. Your years on the Inflicting Mental Anguish on the Populace Sub-Committee have served you well.