Time to play one of our favorite games: Count the Crazy. Our returning contestant and undisputed heavyweight champion of lunacy is the House Representative from Minnesota's 6th district, Michele Bachmann.
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“This cannot pass. What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.”Now, we all knew she was a loon. But an Emo loon? Trouble is, should she wish to make a public demonstration of this oath, she would enjoy the fully subsidized, comprehensive healthcare given to all members of Congress. Michele, you are like an onion. With mercury poisoning. So many layers. But wait, there's more!
“Something is way crazy out there,” Bachmann said in her remarks, billed as a “personal legislative briefing”...She has become self-aware! Oh, and the clincher:
“This is slavery,” Bachmann said after claiming many Americans pay half their income to taxes. “It’s nothing more than slavery.”What a gifted orator, saving the best for last. Only a Grade-A ingrate would wildly exaggerate the tax rate and then liken it to forced labor where human beings are considered property. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why Michele Bachmann remains the champ.
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