Good morning, avert your eyes

Corrupt former Majority Leader Tom Delay, dancing his ass off and resetting the bar for the unintentional comedy scale Dancing With the Stars. I think my favorite part is when he jumps in the air and the camera does a "Matrix" around him. It's even better than his rehearsal promo showing his barely concealed disdain for gays. Thank you, ABC, thank you. Just get him to do a jailbird themed cha-cha in prison stripes, then contrive some situation where he blows out every ligament in his knee and I promise to glance at the finale for two or three seconds.