Question

So, do you think CBS Announcer Gus Johnson actually ejaculated when Stokley caught the ball or was he actually that excited that somehow the Bengals found a new way to lose? I don't think I could get that excited about anything ever, so I'm going with a 20 second jeans creaming as the answer.

And really Denver people...Immaculate Deflection? It was week one against the Bengals. We're the only ones who are allowed to bastardize that phrase with all the lack of creativity we can muster.