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Just a word of advice, if you have a lot of money invested in Sarah Palin futures, sell short. Because the media vultures who have swept in to make every dime they can off of her and pick her bones clean don't seem to have a lot of confidence in her moneymaking abilities in the future. Or even right now.

SARAH Palin is said to have pocketed a $7 million advance for the 400-page memoir she turned in four months early, but she might not have such an easy time on the lecture circuit.
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Palin's bookers are said to be asking for $100,000 per speech, but an industry expert tells Page Six: "The big lecture buyers in the US are paralyzed with fear about booking her, basically because they think she is a blithering idiot."

Ouch. That's gotta sting for someone who left their job because they would have "lost millions by staying in office." Still, there is that book. And who wouldn't want to read a ghostwritten book on Sarah Palin that even has industry insiders a little shocked because it was written so fast. Plus they moved Going Rogue: An American Life up from a spring release to November and are stressed with milking hardcover sales. I wonder why they might think that people won't be interested in reading about her past the new year?

Hmmm, a slapdash book written hastily and rushed into production because they're worried about making money. This has all the hallmarks of quality that the Palin brand is known for. I can't wait.