Via the site Weather Sealed comes this graphical representation of every single McDonald's in the continental US. You want to hide from Grimace and the Hamburglar, you need to head West my friend. In his research he found that the furthest you could possibly get from a McDonald's in this country was a 107 mile flight and a 145 mile drive. Of course that means you have to live in the remoteness of South Dakota outside of the Rapid City-Spearfish-Sturgis megalopolis, so you're probably better off dead if you want to avoid Ronald.
I suggest he chart one out for the Jared-ification of America. Because not only is Subway the Thomas Nast-esque octopus strangling America's food gullet, it will soon dominate McDonald's worldwide as well.
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