Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Oh you didn't know about the breathing tax, did you?

From the RNC comes this extra-crazy bit of reactionary paranoia. The black man knows where you keep your money! He's coming to take it! Taxes! Fuck your wheelchairs! Gesundheit tax! Breathing taxes! IRS agents multiplying like Agent Smith in the Matrix! Cats and dogs living together and getting taxed!

I'd tell you to take a few deep breaths and relax, but I don't know if you can afford the extra money you'd have to pay out to Obama's IRS Airstapo. Plus there's that whole Relaxation Tax too. But I've said too much, I'll probably have to pay the Revealing Too Much Sinister Information Tax.

In any event, as the ad implores you: give to the RNC. They really need the cash to put together a kick-ass lesbian bondage and stripper party. Gotta spend money to make money!

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