Monday, April 12, 2010

Product whoring

Say you're out and about plotting the socialist demise of of the Freenited States of Freemerica or perhaps chopping up your grandparents into little pieces as mandated by the health care bill and enforced by the IRS. Maybe you're just performing an abortion. The question remains: what do I wear that makes me look fashionable, yet allows me to do the important work of destroying this country, and signal my subservience to a Muslim interloper from Kenya?

As in all things in life, Rwanda has the answer.

Obama Jeans: For when you need to accessorize that Che Guevara t-shirt.

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