It is with heavy hearts and inevitably fat wallets that Matthew and I are announcing our intention to close down TheseBastards. As much as we, the crafters of The Internet's Only Political Commentary and Fake News Blog(TM), have enjoyed entertaining all twelve of you for the past year and a half, we have decided to move on to pastures greener in all ways.
We know what you're thinking. "Matthew, Sean, how could you walk away from the fame? The power? The women? The women?"
To this we say, what's the answer to nine out of ten questions? Money. And we're about to get PAID.
Posted here on Friday, January 8:
Ludicrous Building Industry Near Collapse as Dubai Economic Crisis Worsens
Posted to theonion.com on Thursday, January 14:
Dubai Debt Crisis Halts Building Of World's Largest Indoor Mountain Range
So... how does this shit work? Do they just mail us a check? I think I'll let Matthew handle the lawyering and start pricing out whores for my gold-plated jacuzzi.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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