Book of the day

Cameron Pierce's Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.

I believe this was published by Random House and is on the short list for both the Nobel Prize in Literature and the Neustadt International Prize for Literature. It was optioned as a film for Sony Pictures Classics. If the rumors on Ain't It Cool News are true, the Ass Goblins movie is slated to star Meryl Streep as the head Ass Goblin, Ralph Fiennes as The White Angel, and Danny McBride as Danny McBride. It's slated for a winter 2011 release and a big Oscar push as one of Sony's prestige pictures.

In 2011, America is about to be Shit Slaughtered!!