Butter balls: it's not just a nickname the longshoremen gave Sean
Do you see
what Texas gets up to when we leave it alone for a few seconds to deal with a flaming California?
Deep fried butter is among eight creative treats available at the Texas State Fair. “100 percent pure butter is whipped 'til light and fluffy, then specially sweetened with a choice of several flavors.” It is then surrounded by a “special dough” and quick-fried.
That's it Texas, you're so close. You've almost figured out a way to kill yourselves with food. I would have thought putting a gun in your mouth would be quicker, but you guys like it slow and painful. It's funny, you eat like a people who are going to need expensive end of life care, but you vote to oppose better health coverage and palliative care. Ah well, at least you decided to make your irony taste buttery instead of bitter.
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