“I’ve been doing this a long time, and I can’t find anything that says it’s illegal for a 16-year-old or a 17-year-old to take her top off and dance.”What's he talking about? Why Rhode Island finding out that state law allows 16-year-olds to be strippers....provided they have a work permit and stop stripping by 11:30 on a school night. No, seriously.That's right, you can't buy pornography or star in it until you're 18, but you can strip. Furthermore you can't even work construction until you're 18, but you can strip. Rhode Island legislators aren't even sure if prospective 16-year-old strippers are prohibited from offering sexual favors in exchange for cash. Why? Because Rhode Island allows indoor prostitution! How has Rhode Island been flying under the radar on this stuff for so long?
Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of Rhode Island becoming everyone's favorite state. Go fuck yourselves Nevada, what with your "of age" strippers and designated brothels. With nearby Delaware offering up comprehensive sports betting, the two states we used to think of as the most boring non-Dakota states in the US are becoming the new frontier. The new frontier of sports gambling and quasi-legal pedophile behavior, but.....that's still a frontier. Well...done? Someone talk to Connecticut about letting people fish with dynamite.
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