Thursday, August 20, 2009

Yes, this product actually exists


It's official, clearly advertised on the Eagles website, and no, you can't get it personalized to say "Vick 7" or "Mexico 7" on the back. Only humans are allowed to look that dumb. Sure they signed a reviled dog killer/subpar NFL QB, but don't they at least want to go the whole 9 and have complete ironic/kitschy fun with it?

It's unclear if the Eagles will release a team branded rape stand or fight pit mat.

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