Want your own certificate of birth from Kenya, but have the misfortune of being born in America and have no sufficiently crazy political opponents ready to forge documents and waste countless hours of their time try to prove this fact about you? In step the people of Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator, now you can have your own official document proving your top secret birth in an African country. You'll have to invent the conspiracy to cover this fact up and get you into a position of power on your own time. It even looks like an Australian birth certificate, just like Obama's!
Sure, you'll know it's a fake, but thousands of idiots on right wing message boards will believe it's unquestionable proof of your Kenyan birth. You might even get a personally delivered hate screed from G. Gordon Liddy. He might even plot to murder you! In the end, as long as one of your parents was an American citizen, it won't affect your eligibility to take elected office even if it were true, but you tell trying your new found hate filled political enemies that. It's all part of the conspiracy.
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