Picture of the day - 9.2.08

Brendan Smialowski, The New York Times

Up there, sir. That's where you sit. See that fenced off area between the Wyoming delegates and the freight elevator? Yeah, you're behind that. Just head up there, take a left, then a right, then another right, then left, left, right, left, right, down the hall, under the crossbeam, through the walk-in hot dog freezer, around the flammable crosses, just past the goat entrails (mind Mr. Cheney, please), then another right, a left, and two more rights. Now, once you get there...